Friday, May 20, 2011

Howard

Howard

An Arkansas Farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.

"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"
"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with paw."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"He went with maw and paw."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely.
"I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe I could take a message fer paw."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer paw. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

Show him your badge

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pant's pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . on any land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he would be gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified..

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs. . .


"Your badge.. Show him your BADGE!"

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Drug Traffickers Water Bottle

WATCH OUT !!!! ESPECIALLY OUR CHILDREN and ALSO SOME BLURRED OLD FOLKS !!!!!

FOR THOSE WHO TRAVEL A LOT

NEVER BE KIND SUCH AS HELPING TO HOLD OR CARRY FOR SOMEBODY'S WATER BOTTLES ! IT COULD BE A DRUG TRAFFICKER'S BOTTLE. SEE THIS SHORT VIDEO HOW DRUG IS SMUGGLED VIA THIS WATER BOTTLE !


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