Friday, April 30, 2010

Don't ever do this!

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Conversation between US and Canadian on the sea

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Superb Ad

Save Trees. Trees save.
And the visual impact is quite stunning.
He who first said that a picture is worth many words is quite right.


This is a very catchy ad for a karate school. Looks like they have a very practical approach to learning it

The copy says: "Harry's bread. Nice and Soft." Indeed.

The cute sleepy girl takes the cake here, er.. I mean, the bread.



This is a print ad taken out by Rodasol insect killer in the

Obituary section of a newspaper. Death to the Bugs Error! Filename not specified.



very interesting print ad by Frizz skin salon. Catchy.

Thank God the zoom was invented..

A very simple but hard-hitting advertisement by the Mumbai

Traffic Police on the importance of wearing helmet:



One of the best, by Seagram, that asks drivers to

choose carefully between two things:


n explosion of colors fantastically brought out by the

recent print ads for Sony Bravia television:


Here is a very creative use of bowling alleys to advertise for

dental implant insurance.. Whoever got this idea and made a sudden

leap of imagination was being sooo.. creative.


IWC, the famous Swiss watch makers, used these stickers on the holds

in airport buses to catch the attention of travelling pilots

and other passengers for their new "Big Pilot's Watch".


A "Don't Drink and Drive" campaign by Vasir breweries on their beer bottle caps.

Upon opening the bottle, the car printed on the cap appears bent,

and on reverse we have the simple slogan. Very simple but effective.


And here is one of the best anti-smoking ad,

released by Cancer Patients Aid Association:

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Fire Hair Cut

Mr Warren is from North Memphis and is a self proclaimed only barber that uses fire technique by using candle to cut hair.He has been on the Jay Leno and David Letterman show .



Giant Tanker

Friday, April 23, 2010

How Different Countries Debate in Parliaments-Congress

Turkey

Mexico

South Korea

Ukraine

Russia

Italy

Taiwan

India

Japan

And China

Peaceful

Harmonious

And No Disturbance

Monday, April 19, 2010

Innocence at its best



A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother
in the doctors office.He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

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"Then why did you eat him?"

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

May I borrow your dog for a few days?


It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her."

"Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"

The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, "Get in line."