Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Why fishing

When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good.
If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.
Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish. You don’t have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don’t necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

Facts about Persimmon

Although there are many benefits of eating persimmon, there are a few points that we must be aware of:


1. Persimmons Cannot Be Eaten On An Empty Stomach.

Contains more tannin and pectin, in an empty stomach under the effect of gastric acid, lumps of various sizes will formed, if these lumps can not reach the pyloric intestine, it will remain in the stomach to form gastric persimmon stone. The stone original is as small as apricots and persimmon seeds , but will tend to get larger if naturally expelled from the stomach, it will cause diospyrobezoar the digestive tract obstruction, resulting in upper abdominal pain, vomiting, and even vomiting blood and other symptoms. During surgery, persimmon stone as big as a fist was found in the stomach. If there's food in the stomach then the persimmon stone formation in the stomach can be avoided .


2. Persimmon Skin Should Not Be Eaten

Some people feel that eating persimmon fruit together with the skin taste better than just eating the flesh by itself. Scientifically this is not advisable because the vast majority of persimmon tannin in concentrated in the skin. If eaten together with its skin the formation of gastric persimmon stone is easier, especially when the astringent process is incomplete, as its skin contains more tannic acid.


3. Do not eat persimmon together with high-protein crabs, fish, shrimp and other foods. In Chinese medicine, crab and persimmon are considered "cold foods", therefore they cannot be eaten together. From the perspective of modern medicine, crab, fish and shrimp contains high level of protein and thus under the effect of the tannic acid, it is easy to solidified into blocks, namely, stomach persimmon stone.


4. Diabetics Should Not Eat Pesimmon

Persimmon has 10.8% sugars content, and most are simple pairs of sugar and simple sugars (sucrose, fructose, glucose is such), which can easily be absorbed by our body after eating which may result in hyperglycemia. For diabetic people, especially those with poor glycemic
control, it is even more harmful.

5. Enough is enough

The tannic acid in persimmon together with dietary calcium, zinc, magnesium, iron and other minerals form compounds that cannot be absorbed by the body so that these nutrients can not be used and therefore eating persimmons can easily lead to a lack of these minerals. And because there is more sugar in persimmon, eating the same amount of persimmon compared to apples or pears will make one fill full faster hence will affect one's appetite, and reduce the intake of meals. Generally, with an empty stomach, it is advisable that not more than
200 grams of persimmon should be taken.

6. Mouthwash after eating

Persimmon has is high in sugar and contains pectin. After eating persimmon there will be some of the fruits remaining in the mouth, especially in between the teeth. With the acidic properties of the high tannic acid it is easy to cause tooth decay, the formation of dental caries. Therefore after eating persimmons it is advisable to drink some water or to rinse our mouths.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Kidney Cleanser

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS WITH LESS THAN $1.00

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments.

How are we going to do this?
It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley and wash it clean

Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool.
Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination. Also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before.
Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!


Friday, March 26, 2010

Airline Pilot wrote in their log book


Pilot, "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement"
Maintenance crew replied in the log book, "Almost replaced left inside main tire"


Pilot, "Noise under console sounds like a midget hitting something with a hammer."
maintenence crew replied in the logbook, "took hammer away from midget"

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Only in Saudi Arabia

Lingerie shop recently opened in Saudi Arabia
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Elephant dung shoes

Shoes made from elephant dung!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

My daughter is your reward


Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

How to hide your valuable things from Thieves

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Out Of The Mouths Of Babies

Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different colour hair than the other family members. One child suggested that he was adopted and a little girl said, “I know all about adoptions because I was adopted.” “What does it mean to be adopted?” asked another child. “It means,” said the girl, “that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.”

The Dying Irish Nun

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

When she walked back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. “Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.”

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, “Don’t sell that cow.”

Friday, March 19, 2010

Lawyer Dies

A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. “Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Lawyers in heaven.” “What?” exclaims the man, astonished. “You heard, no Lawyers.”
“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man”, replies the Lawyer. “Oh really”, says St. Peter. “What have you done, then ?” “Well” said the guy, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa”.
“Oh” says St.Peter. “anything else?” “Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless.” “Hmmm. Anything else?” “Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Albanian orphans.”
“Okay”, said St. Peter, “You wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.” Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your thirty dollars back, now fuck off”

Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.

7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. If you think it's so easy, get your own plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.

15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to.

Amazing Friendship

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Keep your Feet Fit

The stronger your feet the better is your chance to keep your feet away from health problems. Here are some great exercises to keep your feet fit. This is really good if your feet tires easily. These simple movements will strengthen your feet muscles. You can even teach small kids this of simple feet exercises on your bonding time. Definitely, they would love to execute this simple feet exercises.

Note: Perform these movements very slowly and feel your feet muscles move.

Exercise your ankles:

Sit on a chair and cross your left leg over the right Rotate the foot of your top leg (left leg). Point your toes down, towards the inside of your ankle, up, then towards the outside of your ankle. Rotate your foot on that direction for 12 to 15 times then do it on a reverse direction for 12 to 15 times as well. Switch legs (right leg this time). Do the same procedure. Strengthen your calf and heal muscles:

Sit on the floor with your legs straight to the front. Bend your feet towards you as far as possible. Strengthen your toes and muscles on top of the foot:
Sit on a chair with your bare feet on the floor. Try to pick up things like towels, pencils and, or other things that could be pick up by your toes. Do not forget to include walking as exercise to keep your feet in good shape. It is not just good for your feet but to your health in general.

Great Juice For Diabetics

How come I came to know the great juice for those who are suffering from diabetes or high blood sugar level? Here in our house we usually only take fresh fruit or vegetable juice as our dinner. And, for us to have variety of juices, we searched for great combination of vegetables in which we found out that it could also cure diseases. But, just like medicines, you have to have faith that it could help you in your condition and take it in moderation as well.
All you need to have is a quality made extractor and a measuring instrument for the extracted juice.You should take this in an empty stomach too(it means at least 2 hours after meal and at least 1 hour before meal) for great absorption of juice in your digestive system. Here are the great vegetable combinations for those who are suffering from HIGH BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL or DIABETES:

Note: These vegetable combinations and measurements are based on the booktitle: FRESH VEGETABLE AND FRUIT JUICESsubtitle: what’s missing in your body?formerly titled: Raw vegetable Juicesauthor: N. W. Walker

Carrot 10 ozspinach 6 oz
Carrot 16 ozcelery 4 ozparsley 2 ozspinach 4 oz
Carrot 6 ozlettuce 4 ozstring beans 3 oz
Carrot 7 ozcelery 5 ozendive (escarole) 3 ozparsley 3 oz
Carrot: 9 ozcelery: 5 ozparsley: 2 oz
Carrot: 8 ozradish 4 ozlettuce 4 oz
Carrot: 6 ozBrus. sprouts: 5 ozstring beans: 5 oz

Now that you have 7 combinations of vegetable juices that are good for those who have high blood sugar level or diabetes, you may label them what combination to drink on sunday, monday, and so on and so forth.
I am just your concerned health advocate friend, a nobody compared to your doctor but firmly believes that what we eat and drink has great impact on our health. We are not diabetics in our house but we include this combinations in our daily juice intake for our dinner. And for those that have high sugar level “BETTER TRY IT THAN NOT AT ALL.” My friends who have this problem could testify that it is effective, better try it for you to judge if it is effective or not.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 1, 2010

Summer Fruits Benefits

Did you know that:

Apricots are:
Good for Pregnant women, or women of childbearing age as they are a good source of iron.
Excellent for most skin and respiratory conditions
Dried apricots are good for constipation and fluid retention
High in Beta-carotene which the body converts to vitamin A
Ripe, fresh apricots are great for those who are at higher risk of getting cancer.

Nectarines and Peaches are:
Good for pregnant women
A great and gentle laxative
Useful for those with High Cholesterol
Dried peaches are good for those with fatigue and anaemia
Both are best eaten raw and ripe (and washed!)

Cherries are:
Best eaten when they are fresh, cooked or bottled.
A good diuretic
Good for the joints
Excellent for Cancer protection as they contain ellagic acid which inhabits carcinogenic cells.
Contain vitamin C and contain next to no sodium (salt)

Honeydew Melon and Watermelon are:
Cooling & delicious for hotter days ...
Watermelon seeds are a good treatment for urinary infections (kidney & bladder problems) The seeds are simmered in water for 30 minutes to make a tea...
Are a great gentle laxative.
Are best eaten raw and on their own as they ferment rapidly in the stomach.

Berries are:
Blackberries are a very strong antioxidant, protective against cancer, infections and those undergoing treatment for cancer.
Good for the heart & skin problems.
Good for circulation

Raspberries are vital for the convalescent, those with heart problems, fatigue or depression and cancer protection & immunity.
Good for mouth problems

Cranberries are excellent for boosting the immune system.
Great for cystitis and other urinary tract infections

Blueberries are good for diarrhoea and urinary tract infections.
Good for varicose veins

Strawberries are excellent for cancer protection.
Strawberries help eliminate uric acid from the body which can cause joint irritation, thus making strawberries great for arthritis.
They help to eliminate cholesterol.
They are highly effective against heart & circulatory disease.

Red currants are excellent immune system boosters.
The juice of red berries can help lower a fever.

Blackcurrants are excellent for building immunity and incredibly useful for cancer protection.
Powerful antioxidants protecting against heart disease & circulatory problems.
Help with water retention.
Great for high blood pressure, stress & anxiety sufferers.

Mangoes:
Contains more than a day's requirement of Vitamin C
Have nearly half a day requirement of Vitamin E
Contain Postassium, Iron and Nicotinic Acid.
Great for Skin problems, convalescence and cancer protection.