Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Body Builder

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her
home with him.

He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you 
have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of >dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you 
have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the 
apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases
after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the
apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after 
I saw how short the fuse was."...LOL!

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Bird

A little bird was flying in winter. The bird froze and fell into the
ground. A cow came by and dropped some dung on the bird. Bird realized how
warm it was and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing, dig him out and ate him! Lessons to be learned from the story:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy;
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend; and
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! =)

H1N1 - Prevention Tips

Magic Wallpapers - Part 2 (Final)





























Friday, June 26, 2009

Students who think they are smart...

One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days.
After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days. The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)

Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)

Brick Economy

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.

"No problem, baby," the thief says, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a leather jacket in another shop window. "What I would give to own that!" she said.

"Sure thing, darling," the guy says again, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I would do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.

"Forget that!" the guy moans. "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something?"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bumper Stickers (Funny)

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Fight crime – Shoot back

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made

Hang up and drive.

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over… [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Addicted to Plastic trailer

Magic Wallpapers - Part 2